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The Pokémon Archive's Orginal: Pokécrazy
Pokécrazy

If you have somethings that you would do if you were Pokémon Crazy? Send them in!

Are you Pokémon Crazy? If you think/do these things, then you are!


by BowELL2

1. U take useless rocks thinkin that it was a fossil and find a Poke lab to ressurect a Pokemon from it.
2. U replace gods statues with Prof. Oak and Pokemons.
3. U use a super rod on a statue in a certain gym.
4. U take a chihuahua as a ratata.
5. U fish swallow waters for margikarp.
6. U keep yr poorly mistakened sqirtle in a so called*poke'ball*
7. U find stones and use on pokemon's stuffed toys.
8. An Poke'mental ambulance will sent U to the Poke'mental Hospital.
9. U let lightning strike U to become a Pikachu in yr next life.
10.U feed yr birds until as fat as pidgeot and take a ride on his flight
11.U make yr own Pikachu costume, gather lots of battery and electricute others...self defense!!!!!!
12.U grow a Pikachu tail on yr back
13.U will surf for milleniums for Pokemon sites.
14.U will fill the Poke'dex in yr game to 1000'000 Pokemon owned.
15.U pray to Poke'gods that U become a mewtwo or a Pikachu in yr next life.
16.U ban yrself from eating margikarps,sqirtles,charmander lizards for chinese herbs.
17.U walk on 4 legs.
18.U paint yr mouse yellow with black stripes and stuff it in a ball, showing others u have a Pikachu.
19.U buy balls at 200 gold in real life.
20.U test experiments on creating a Pokemon#152-mewthree!!!


by Andrew L.

10:Your ONLY characters in Super Smash Bros. are Jigglypuff and Pikachu
9:You see the Pokémon playable game in the store, and you make the batteries run out.
8:Once you find all 151 Pokémon, you expect Team Rocket to come and steal all of your Pokémon.
7:You flew to Japan and camped out for a month just to TRY Pokémon Yellow.
6:In your dreams, Pikachu shocks you, Alakazam controls your body and Weezing chokes you until you wake up.
5:You tried to enter a contest to win an official Pokémon League hat.
4:You go to buy all of the Pokémon Pikachus, but you become insane if a sign says,"Limit 1 per customer."
3:Your mouse has Pikachu ears, a Pikachu tail, a picture of Pikachu on it, and the mouse painted bright yellow.
2:You do your science project on the mating habits of Nidoking and Nidoqueen. And the number 1 reason you are Pokécrazy is...
1:You tried to go to the nearest scientist and choose a Pokémon.


by WH Dunlap

1)If you don't get the brand new Squirrel figure AS SOON as the cashier puts in on the shelf, you claim you will commit suicide
2)instead of snoring, you chant, Pika pika, pikachu, pika, pika pikachu
3)all of your clothes have something pokémon on it
4)You have every show and video there is
5)Your life revolves around pokémon
6)you can't speak English, only Squirtish and Pikish (Squirttle and Pikachu)
7)ALL of your bookmarks are pokémon sites
8)You are now afraid of mice, for they can shock you
9)Farm people, you hope the next hen egg will luckily be a togepy


by Imhappy4yu

10) Whenever your teacher talks about POLYGONS, you think she says Porygon.
9) You keep turnin' around thinking a gengar is following you
8) You keep throwing balls aimlessly at a flock of birds when they come by.
7) When ever you hear an "Achoo" Sound you say "Go capture that pikachu pokeball !"
6) You play the game untill your eyes bulge out of your head.
5) When ever you see a turtle, you say "If you dont save that poor little Wartorle, I will killllllllllll you!!!!!!!!!!!"
4) You just dont get why, when you turn around the block, there is no game corner
3) Whenever you enter a super market, you ask the person at the front desk if they have any revives in stock for your pokemon
2) When you get an electric shock, you scream cach that pikachu!!!!! And the Number one reason you find out your a poke-addict is:
1) When you do all of the above at the same time, You try to capture all 151.


1. Do you think HTML stands for Hitmonlee?
2. Do you have Pokémon wallpaper for your computer?
3. Do you think robins are really Pidgeots in disguise?
4. Do you worship Pokémon?
5. Do you have all the Pokémon toys?
6. Do you have every version of Pokémon?
7. Do you have a Pokémon webpage?
8. Do you play Pokémon until someone tells you to stop?
9. Do you play Pokémon spending hours trying to find Mew?
10. Do you play the slots in Celadon until you can buy a Porygon?

by Steven Toy